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Eldritch Speculations
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Elaborate speculations, almost certain to be invalidated by events ... but what the heck!

The eldritch extradimensional horror from beyond space and time has noticed the Time Bubble around Mechanicsburg, and it seems to be reaching down to the general area of the Red Cathedral with an arm/pseudopod/tentacle. What if it intends to remove a source of annoyance by extracting Klaus and his Magic 5-Ball? The good news: removing the Magic 5-Ball could free Mechanicsburg. The bad news: Klaus would be in big trouble. What would the eldritch horror do with him?

Well, one possibility is that it could hurl him back in time a couple of decades to before the start of the Other Wars. He's been wasped, so when he encounters Lucrezia he's subject to her control due to the command harmonics in her voice. This is why Barry Heterodyne and Tarsus Beetle believed Klaus to be in league with the Other -- because he was, although not willingly.

But wait! Mamma Gkika was also at the Red Cathedral, trying to grab the Magic 5-Ball. What if the eldritch horror extracts her, too? Here's where the really wild speculation starts ...

Gil tried to extract Vole from the influence of the Time Bubble, and Something Bizarre happened to him -- we don't know what, though. What if he transformed from Jägermonster back to human?

Scenario: Gkika is dumped thirty years in the past ... into Skifander, but she almost certainly doesn't realize that she's gone back in time. She, too, reverts to human. With centuries of experience as a Jägermonster, she develops a reputation as a fierce fighter and becomes Skifander's Warrior Queen, taking a new name in the process. She meets the exiled-by-Lucrezia Original Klaus -- now known as Chump -- and immediately tries to kill him, but she soon realizes that this young "Chump" fellow is not the Klaus who had the Magic 5-Ball and they become lovers. A year or so later, Mamma Gkika gives birth to twins. (The Professors like to do their foreshadowing in broad daylight.)

So where are time-displaced Klaus and Queen Zantabraxus now? Good question! Stay tuned.

A sudden hunch ...
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If "Lady Selnikov" ever sees Rudolph Selnikov's head in his jar and doesn't recognize him, we -- and the characters in the story -- will know that the personality inside her skull had never met him.

And you know who I'm talking about when I refer to that "personality" ...

At least she didn't announce "I am the Selnikov lady!"

Could this be the dénouement?
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Hmmm. I think I may have stumbled upon a plausible resolution for several crises and mysteries. Tell me what you think of this scenario ...

After five years of stasis -- thirty months from now in story time -- Mechanicsburg un-freezes. Agatha and Violetta have been waiting for this, and as soon as the stasis field is gone, they race to the Cathedral to rescue Tarvek.

And they're too late. Tarvek is DEAD, and he's already decomposed far beyond any hope of revivification.

Some time later, Agatha gains access to the Time Window apparatus. (This may be when Bang saw her using it, or it might be on some other occasion.) Agatha has a plan -- perhaps suggested by Othar! -- that might allow her to save Tarvek after all. She can't rescue his body without creating a huge temporal paradox, but she can rescue his mind.

Seconds after Tarvek is hit by the poisoned dagger, Agatha zooms in and attempts to transfer his mind to a new body. But wait! There's a complication! The stasis field has altered the energy level of the Cathedral environment. She can't transfer his mind into another body in her own era.

But she can transfer it into a mind two centuries earlier. So Tarvek is downloaded into van Rijn's brain, allowing him to live a full life and to set up the various McGuffins (Otilia, Moxana's prophesies, van Rijn's notes, and so on) ... Perhaps Tarvek even meets a much younger Higgs and briefs him on what's going to happen. (UPDATE: Tarvek might even tell Higgs to be on a particular Wulfenbach airship so he'll be in a position to save Klaus' life.)

And one more wrinkle: Tarvek gets to marry Agatha after all! While observing Euphrosynia, it becomes clear to Agatha and others that she is Pure Evil. She's also doing things that are contrary to the legend, and unless she's stopped she will irreparably alter the timeline. So Agatha downloads a copy of herself into Euphrosynia's brain. Agatha-in-Euphrosynia goes into hiding right under Andronicus' nose -- with van Rijn! Eventually Andronicus wanders off to search the world for Euphrosynia, and Tarvek and Agatha live happily ever after.

And "meanwhile" two centuries later, Agatha and Gil finally get together.

UPDATE: There are two things I don't like about this scenario:

What happens to van Rijn's original personality? Do he and Tarvek cohabit? Merge? Time-share? Or does Tarvek overwrite van Rijn? Does van Rijn accept Tarvek's mind willingly, or is he so evil that obliterating his personality is actually a good thing?

If Tarvek is DEAD-dead and is too decomposed to be revived, then what was the point of the the long Si Vales Valeo sequence in Castle Heterodyne? The justification for that in storytelling terms was that Tarvek had died and been revivified, thus making him ineligible for the Lightning Throne in the eyes of the Fifty Families ... and since only Gil, Agatha, and a few others know that this happened, they can use their knowledge as leverage. If Tarvek dies from Tweedle's dagger wound, that entire segment of the story arc lacks any reason to exist.

Chekhov's Armory
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Note: This is a re-post and extension of the list that originally was at http://girlgenius-lab.livejournal.com/578591.html. I'm putting it here because some people apparently had trouble accessing it at its former location.

[Revision history is at end of post]

If you say in the first chapter that there is a rifle hanging on the wall, in the second or third chapter it absolutely must go off. If it's not going to be fired, it shouldn't be hanging there.
— Anton Chekhov

The Professors have been adhering to the Law of Conservation of Detail. What they've shown us or told us in the narrative has been put in for a reason -- it's there for purposes of world-building, to establish characters' personalities, or because it's important to the plot. Okay, sometimes it's there just to be funny or cool. Some of the details that later turned out to be significant weren't immediately obvious as being important when we first encountered them ... in other words, they were Chekhov's Guns, waiting to be fired.

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Thinking about revenants ...
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This exchange from the Professors' recent Ask Me Anything session got me thinking:

I have a question about revenants: You've said before that the wasps are just a vector for the parasites that really exert the control. Are those transmissible any other way? That is, are revenants contagious?

Kaja: Not yet.
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Friday's comic!
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"With great awesomeness comes great vulnerability."

Friday's comic!
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LiveJournal site: http://girlgeniuscomic.livejournal.com/172920.html

Ja, it never hurtz!

A Prediction about Time Travel ... and Other Speculations
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... with an Update (2011/09/13).

Okay, we know that time windows are possible -- we've seen both Enigma and Agatha using them.

We have been told by Othar, a kinda-sorta-reliable narrator, that physical time travel is impossible because of the difference in energy levels between past and present. The energy requirement to transfer a physical object is just too great for any available power source.

According to Othar's Twitter journal, though, in the alternative future of a devastated Europa the (probably lethal) level of ambient radiation provides sufficient energy to make possible the transfer of a mind from future to past, but not a physical object.

A prediction: The Heterodyne Device/Lamp Thingie will turn out to be the key to providing the near-infinite amount of power required to make physical time travel possible. The bolt holes on its base will enable it to be attached to the rest of the Time Portal mechanism.

Time travel of physical objects opens up any number of opportunities for mischief ... and can solve some mysteries, too. Lucrezia may have used it to go back in time to the beginning of recorded history to establish the Cult of the Goddess among the Geisterdamen. And time travel could explain where Bill, Barry, and even Original Lucrezia are -- they're in transit from past to future, and will make their appearances at the end of the story.

And when the story is done, the Good Guys will prevent time travel from ever again being misused by Evil. The Lamp Thingie itself will be the very last thing transported back in time through the portal ... to the curio shop in Paris where Gil found it.



Good heavens. I just realized that time travel can clear up most of the mysteries about Higgs. When we hear the tale of how Airman Axel Higgs saved Klaus, he's a heroic but seemingly undistinguished fellow who suffers some severe wounds (broken arms and legs) during the crisis. (He looks pretty young here, doesn't he?)

Yet when we meet Higgs in Mamma Gkika's a short time later, he's completely healed. No explanation is provided for how he escaped from the hospital and wound up at Mamma Gkika's. After this point, Higgs seems to be well-nigh unkillable, shrugging off sword thrusts through his body. He also looks older, and when we see his bare chest, much later, it's covered with scars. What happened?

I've been assuming that Higgs was some kind of undercover Jäger. But what if Higgs really had been just an ordinary airman until he rescued Klaus? What if he was snatched out of the Great Hospital through a Time Portal by the Good Guys, was given some sort of medical treatment that granted him extreme hardiness, had various adventures with the Good Guys both in the future and in the past, and then was returned to Mamma Gkika's in Volume 8 to assist the Good Guys in the Castle?

This can explain why Higgs is aware of things that happened hundreds of years earlier, why Castle-in-Otilia recognized him, and why he knows his way around the interior of Castle Heterodyne. His extreme hardiness could be explained by his being a very "fresh" Jäger who still looks human. It would even explain why he's so imperturbable and why he doesn't seem to display much concern for Agatha's safety: Higgs already knows how the next dozen volumes of the story will turn out.

Yet Another Scenario
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*** Revised 2011 September 9 ***

*** Revised 2011 October 23 ***

Many people have remarked on how much like brothers Gil and Tarvek behave. But one thing struck me today: Tarvek seems like the son Klaus was hoping he would have.

Gil is still optimistic and sees the good in people; it doesn't occur to him that others might be conspiring against him. Given his position, that isn't a very healthy attitude. And he doesn't seem to particularly want to follow his father in overseeing Europa and keeping the peace among a bunch of quarrelsome petty tyrants.

Tarvek survived in a family of psychopaths by staying ahead of their games and giving as good as he got ... if not better. He believes he's destined and deserving to rule, by virtue of being able to claim the title of Storm King. He definitely has his flaws, but he seems to have more of a conscience and sense of ethics than you'd expect from someone in his family, and he does seem to be trying to become a better person.

Right now, Tarvek has one little problem -- well, one more in addition to having a rival for Agatha's love and trying to keep alive amidst threats from Klaus, Zola, Lunevka, Othar, a psychotic Castle, and perhaps Gil. Tarvek wants to claim the Storm King throne, but by the rules of the Fifty Families, he can't -- he has died and been revivified. And Gil knows it. Gil can keep him from achieving his lifelong goal, just by spilling the beans that Tarvek was temporarily dead.

But there is a way to achieve a happy ending: Change the game.

Everything would work out much better if Tarvek were Klaus's son and Gil were the Storm King, wouldn't it? Tarvek rules Europa and keeps the Pax, while Gil the Storm King and Agatha the Heterodyne Heir fulfill the prophesy by marrying and becoming heads of state who don't interfere with the machinations of imperial government. But alas, Tarvek is the Sturmvoraus and Gil is the Wulfenbach.

However ... there's a way to make this happen: Using Lucrezia's mind transfer technology, Gil and Tarvek can swap bodies! And if Tarvek (in Gil's body) wants to marry Agatha, there's a way to make that happen, too: install a copy of Agatha's mind in Madame Olga's currently untenanted body, last seen floating in a vat in Castle Wulfenbach.

*** REVISION ***

Hey! There's an easier and less-squicky way to accomplish the same end: The HMS Pinafore Gambit. All they have to do is announce that Gil and Tarvek swapped identities while they were small children on board Castle Wulfenbach. The story doesn't need to be true! All it requires is for people to accept it.

This could work! Most of Tarvek's family is dead, with Violetta and possibly his mother (whoever she is) as the major exceptions. Theo and Otilia might be able to refute the claim of a swap, but I think they'd play along with the ruse for the sake of everyone's happiness. Lucrezia-in-Agatha recognized Tarvek as Aaronev's son, but with luck we'll be rid of her by the end of the story.

Heh. And this would explain the foreshadowing of "And you're the gol-dang Storm King!"


Strictly speaking, even the HMS Pinafore Gambit isn't needed if Gil actually does have a valid claim to the Storm King throne. (Go here for speculations about Gil's and Tarvek's ancestries, and why they both might be descendants of Andronicus Valois.)

If that's the case, all that's necessary is for someone -- Gil, Agatha, von Zinzer -- to accidentally or deliberately reveal the fact that Tarvek has died and been revivified. Tarvek would be out of the running. Gil would still be a valid claimant to the throne, perhaps (if one of those speculations is correct) the only valid claimant. Tarvek would be upset, but perhaps he would accept the title of "Grand Despot of the Pax Transylvania" as a consolation prize, while Gil and Agatha reigned -- but not ruled -- as the Storm King and Heterodyne Princess.

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